- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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