- Anti Joke

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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