- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Emily Walker.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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