What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Jovan

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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