- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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