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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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