- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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