Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Women's rights

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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