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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Kevin and Ramin

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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