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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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