- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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