What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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