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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

that wall over there ->

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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