- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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