- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock Knock Who's there

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

The cream, it is coming

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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