- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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