Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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you see theres this guy.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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