- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

yolo your orange looks orange

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

The child was fired from his job.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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