- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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