- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

* anti-punchline

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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