why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Jimmy Saville

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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hi

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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