Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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