What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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