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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Sixty... eight

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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