- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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