- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

i had sex.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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