- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What is the difference?

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

a man makes a bad joke

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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