- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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