What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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