What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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