Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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