- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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