To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Anyone can post anything.

Praise Paisley

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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