- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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