Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Your're racist.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

how much fish could a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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