Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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