chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A gay man watches football.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

think twice or at least think

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

You know what's funny? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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