- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's white and black? Color blind.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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