how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Anti Joke

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