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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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