- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Women's rights

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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