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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Women's Soccer.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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