Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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