- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Chlamydia

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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