Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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KOOKABURRA

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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