- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Im gay What about you

im @ work, LOL.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Knock knock Fuck off!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's 9+10 Ebola

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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