Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Asian women drivers...

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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