What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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knock knock go away

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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