How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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