what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green