- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

You had better thumbs up this post.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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