You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A whole 'nother.

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