- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

who is really lanky? james cornish

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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