- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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