- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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