- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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