What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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