- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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