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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

you know whats not funny white boards.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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