What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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