- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

whats green and slimy? green slim

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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