When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Yo Mama just died.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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