How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Penis chickens

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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