- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

God is real.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Diarrhea

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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