- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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