- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Everybody will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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