- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

okay so theres this guy.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

David Cameron

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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