- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??