- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people