- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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